Gran, for the gods' love, it's talk like yours that starts riots!" I said keeping my voice down. "Will you just put a stopper in it?"
She looked at me and sighed. "Girl, do you ever take a breath and wonder if folk don't put out bait for you? To see if you'll bite? You'll never get a man if you don't relax."
My dear old Gran. It's a wonder her children aren't every one of them as mad as priests, if she mangles their wits as she mangles mine.
"Granny, "I told her, "this is dead serious. I can't relax, no more than any Dog. I'm not shopping for a man. That's the last thing I need.
Stichwörter: humor advice crazy single-women grandmother family-relationship bickering baiting granddaughter
You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull.
MaryJanice DavidsonStichwörter: humor humour funny crazy
Can I see some ID?"
"WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN."
Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
Stichwörter: canada funny crazy sane canadian
and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.
Douglas AdamsStichwörter: insanity crazy lemons ford
And maybe she had certain beliefs that if you love somebody, [you're] gonna like them too. And that isn't necessarily true.
Tori AmosStichwörter: crazy scarlet-s-walk
I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Nora EphronStichwörter: life future love true-love romance foibles crazy simple-pleasures marriage-proposal simple-life in-love declarations-of-love harry-burns new-year-s-eve sally-albright when-harry-met-sally
You could have all the crazy thoughts you wanted, as long as you smiled and kept them to yourself.
Mara PurnhagenStichwörter: crazy charlotte past-midnight
She didn't belong anywhere and she never really belonged to anyone. And everyone else belonged somewhere and to someone. People thought she was too wonderful. But she only wanted to belong to someone. People always thought she was too wonderful to belong to them or that something too wonderful would hurt too much to lose. And that's why she liked him-- because he just thought she was crazy.
C. JoyBell C.Stichwörter: love wonderful inspirational-love crazy belonging craziness lovers heartwarming belonging-to-someone boy-meets-girl
You have no idea how crazy I am, I should be wearing yellow Caution tape, I'm that bonkers.
Robin BenwayAnd now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfriend. We've been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We're gonna be together forever, baby. This one's called 'Bang You Like a Drum.
Cassandra ClareStichwörter: humor love funny crazy teen eric city-of-fallen-angels teenage-love
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