I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.
Nicole RiekhofStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words.
Nicole RiekhofStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career.
BauvardStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop.
Dark Jar Tin ZooStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red in a series of packages that also included ransom notes. Then, towards the end of the dream, the cops surrounded my cave and swarmed in to arrest me. Sweating, my eyes shot open, and I realized it was a dream. “Of course it’s a dream,” I thought. “The cops have no idea where my cave is, and your first package has yet to be delivered.”
Dark Jar Tin ZooStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC.
Dark Jar Tin ZooStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we should drink them, or throw them back because they were babies.
Dora J. ArodStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you. We were in a canoe, and we were paddling across the desert. You said you were thirsty, and I pointed to the sand that surrounded us and said, “No, I will not urinate in your mouth.” At that point I woke up, because I realized I really had to pee—and get a drink of water.
Dora J. ArodStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn’t figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren’t so different after all.
Dora J. ArodStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping word-junkies
I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you had to wear a mustache as a belt.
Dora J. ArodStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
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