I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.
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I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.
Nicole RiekhofStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires.
BauvardStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the profits, so I did. I threw one half in the furnace to power the steam engine, and the other half in the air to distract our pursuers.
BauvardStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you. You were being hung. I had a sword in one hand and a stool in the other. I couldn’t decide which one to use, so I stood on the stool and threw myself on the sword. It was the least I could do to protest capital punishment.
BauvardStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people’s nightmares.
BauvardStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you. I was a ventriloquist trying to share your fashion secrets, but you wouldn’t talk. So we put on a strip show for the department store sale, and I was arrested for theft – I took away your dignity as a mannequin
BauvardStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world’s best ventriloquist.
Michael SummersStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
Michael SummersStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you last night. We went to the store cupboard to make out, but we ended up sharing our pain and then crying together. We wasn't prepared for this level of intimacy.
Michael SummersStichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
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