There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.

Christopher Moore

Stichwörter: humor fluke



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Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

Christopher Moore

Stichwörter: fluke christopher-moore



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She glanced over her shoulder to look at the forty-foot cabin cruiser where Captain Tarwater posed on the bow looking like an advertisement for a particularly rigid laundry detergent - Bumstick Go-Be-Bright, perhaps

Christopher Moore

Stichwörter: fluke christopher-moore



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The next day the weather was blown out, with whitecaps frosting the entire channel across to Lanai and the coconut palms whipping overhead like epileptic dust mops.

Christopher Moore

Stichwörter: fluke christopher-moore



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Ooo ahe-e, I aya oa a," she said in yawnspeak, a language - not unlike Hawaiian - known for its paucity of consonants.

Christopher Moore

Stichwörter: fluke christopher-moore



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[Author's Notes] As I write this, September 2002, much about the humpback song is still unknown. (Although scientists do know that it tends to be found in the New Age music section, as well as in tropical waters...)

Christopher Moore

Stichwörter: fluke christopher-moore



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[Conservation] Barring that, just yell at people randomly to stop killing whales. It could catch on. Really.
("Would you like fries with that?"
"Shut up and stop killing whales!"
"Thank you. Drive through, please.")

Christopher Moore

Stichwörter: fluke christopher-moore



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[Acknowledgments] I recommend them all for further reading, but when you're finished, you may have to read several of my books and watch a lot of TV just to get stupid enough to function in the modern world again.

Christopher Moore

Stichwörter: fluke christopher-moore



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Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around the rim of the mind's roulette wheel, coming to settle in whichever slot they feed pulled to.

Christopher Moore

Stichwörter: thinking fluke moore chistopher



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The scientific method is nothing more than a system of rules to keep us from lying to each other.

Ken Norris

Stichwörter: humor science fluke christopher-moore



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