Lying on the ceiling. Refusing to go to school. Not opening up to me. Climbing water towers. "No, she's all right.
Kami GarciaStichwörter: funny-and-random
I showed him the Post-it. “You see They’re from Lily.”
“Who’s Lily?”
“Some girl.”
“Ooh... a girl!”
“Boomer, we’re not in third grade anymore. You don’t say, ‘Ooh... a girl!’”
“What? You fucking her?”
“Okay, Boomer, you’re right. I liked ‘Ooh... a girl!’ much more than that.
Let’s stick with ‘Ooh... a girl!
Stichwörter: ya teen funny-and-random
You know your all fucks! why am i so dichable? now how am i supposed to kill you with out upseting that poor nice women!? God damnit alice i liked you why did you have to be such a bitch
Carrie VaughnStichwörter: funny-and-random
...and Jack, who felt like he was on the cusp of being able to read minds and thought it would be all right if Luce wrote him down for that. ("I sense that you're okay with that, am I right?" He made a gun out of his fingers and clicked his tongue.)
Lauren KateStichwörter: torment funny-and-random
Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)" I thinks she's going to break my heart" On arrival of the girl" The flannel is fine honey,but I have'nt seen anyone that over accesorized since batman!
Christopher MooreStichwörter: humor funny funny-and-random
I didn’t know if I could stop her with one blow. But I could whack the crap out of her.
Rachel VincentStichwörter: funny-and-random
He was the firstborn Bridgerton of a firstborn Bridgerton of a firstborn Bridgerton eight times over. He had a dynastic responsibility to be fruitful and multiply.
Julia QuinnStichwörter: funny-and-random
You've got to stop and ask yourself once in a while...why some asinine politicians would quicker cut out social security than the space program...Go figure.
Timothy PinaStichwörter: funny-and-random
It looks like Animal and Miss piggy had sex," I said. "And this was the spawn."
"My eyes!" Boomer cried. "My eyes! I can't stop seeing it now that you've said it!
Stichwörter: funny-and-random
You saved Dad's life. If anyone's got the right to eavesdrop on him, it's you.
J.K. RowlingStichwörter: funny-and-random
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