How funny.” I say flatly. “and I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.” His laugh fills the silence and brings a smile to my face.
Kevin S. LarsenStichwörter: humor romance funny-humor
The big male gestured to a chair in the corner. "Mind if I sit?"
She nodded her acquiescence. "Go right ahead. That chair has seen more tail than a rock star lately.
Stichwörter: funny-humor alexia siddoh
In Norwegian that would be 'hun ma dra. Kanskje er hun gravid.'" Astley sttempts to smile.
i can't help teasing him. "Which? Asking to go to the bathroom or dissing me because I'm pregnant."
"you are with child?" his eyes open wid, all mock terrified.
"No! Shut up. You know I'm not." I punch him in the arm and then lead him into the stairwell, shutting the door behind us. "Okay. Seriously, Astley, what happened to you? Why is your head bleeding?
Stichwörter: humor love funny funny-humor carrie carrie-jones zara entice astley
When we entered the first chamber of the dungeon, the stench made me recoil. It smelled like someone had mixed together kerosene, rotten fruit, stale blood, urine, and dog shit, then blown it up. How had I not noticed this before? I wasn't even breathing, but the rancid odor found its way into my nose anyway.
"This place stink."
"Did the guards forget to spray Febreze?" Vlad asked in mock indignation. Then he gave me a jaded look. "It s a dungeon, Leila. They re supposed to smell."
Mission accomplished. The stench might have actually killed my new appetite. If Hell could fart, it would smell like this.
Stichwörter: funny-humor
I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!”
― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack
Stichwörter: humor funny humorous funny-humor
110, 111 whatever it takes!"
Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom
Stichwörter: humor humour funny humorous funny-humor
Yeah 220, 221 whatever it takes!"
Michael Keaton character in "Mr. Mom
Stichwörter: humor funny humorous funny-humor
Will you promise to keep this to yourself, to not tell anyone of what we are?” By his words you’d think he was giving me a choice. Like I could say,no deal, honey bunch, I’m off to shout your secret from the rooftops, and he’d be like, oh no please don’t do that. In
reality, he’d have to kill me.
Stichwörter: secrets supernatural funny-humor
Do you sleep in a coffin?” Okay, I admit that one was a little out of line, not to mention corny.
“Of course not,” he laughs loudly. “I sleep in a bed.” A pause. “Would you like to see it?
Stichwörter: superstition funny-humor
Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.
Gary HopkinsStichwörter: inspirational god spirituality enlightenment oneness spiritual-growth energy-healing holy-spirit funny-humor conspiracy-theories higher-self
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