Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

Candace C. Bowen

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When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves.

Claire Chilton

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Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.

Lili St. Crow

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Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

Carroll Bryant

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Love is relentless, and so am I ;)

Keisha Keenleyside

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Webster said, ''Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak American as good as we do.

Peter Matthiessen

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Around about now, young John Owen comes out of the shack lugging my old musket from the War. At six years of age, our youngest boy already knew his business. Not a word, just brings the shooting iron somewhat closer so's he don't waste powder, then hoists her up, set to haul back on the trigger. I believe his plan was to shoot this feller, get the story later.

Peter Matthiessen

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It's been nice knowing you, Clara.'

Huh? My brain still a bit shell-shocked.

'Say a prayer for me, will you? He gives me a shaky grin. Because I'm pretty sure my parents are going to kill me

Cynthia Hand

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Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey

Amunhotep Chavis El Bey

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