Girlfriends, indeed: the anti-video game.
Tom BissellStichwörter: girlfriend girlfriends videogame videogames
Contrary to popular belief, going shopping is really about stopping afterward for cheesecake.
Bonnie JensenStichwörter: friendship girlfriends
We swore sacred oaths to be strong and to save the planet and to be friends forever.
Laurie Halse AndersonStichwörter: girlfriends
Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again.
Joaquin PhoenixStichwörter: nerds girlfriends scam
Nessa held her arm up. She was staring at it, trying to gauge how big that was. “Dude, that’s as big as my arm. That’s like being f****d by a limb dude!” She wiggled her arm back and forth. “That's not normal.
Erin JamisonStichwörter: humor men women sex funny anatomy girlfriends size
It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends," I capitulated hesitantly, "but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like maybe spend a weekend at a crack house? I heard those people are very nonjudgmental, and if you accidentally say something offensive you can just blame it on their hallucinations.
Jenny LawsonStichwörter: friends anxiety girlfriends
Insanity is everyone expecting you not to fall apart when you find out everything you believed in was a lie.
Shannon L. AlderStichwörter: insanity men lies relationships delusions crisis games beliefs sisters boyfriends girlfriends mental-disorders falling-apart stalkers fake-christians cheaters wrong-diagnosis
Mia,” Kim said, an edge of warning in her voice signaling the end of her patience. “You’re starting to act like one of those girls. Do you need to get me a gun?
Gayle FormanStichwörter: guns girlfriends best-friends
The only way to cry your eyes out and laugh your ass off at the same time is to have your mom or girlfriends present. Without them, the laughing part wouldn't be nearly as fun.
Shannon L. AlderStichwörter: humor despair crisis laughing girlfriends tough-times moms
Hell, I’m practically an escort for my rich doctor clients. They call and I come running whispering sweet nothings in their ears and whipping out some of the best drugs money can buy. Matter of fact, we just got some meds in that makes Viagra look like chewable kiddie vitamins. One of my doctors told me when he came it was so good, he blacked out temporarily. Me and my boy toy are trying that one out tonight.
A.T. HicksStichwörter: humor girlfriends viagra over-the-top sex-crazed
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