God helps those who strut their stuff.
Dan SoferStichwörter: humor motivational inspirational life-philosophy humor-inspirational
Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny –
Did you ever try buying them without money.
Stichwörter: humorous humor-inspirational
Just think of what would have happened to poor old Naaman if he had decided to dunk himself only once?
Lawana BlackwellStichwörter: faith humor-inspirational seven bible-stories
I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.
Jeff SomersStichwörter: humor-inspirational
For the first time in memory, I was unable to sleep not because I was anxious but because I was excited. To live in a damp crowded asshole and sing--if these guys don't know the secret to living, I don't know who does. (The Grieving Owl, page 157)
David SedarisStichwörter: humor-inspirational
Parents always make their worst mistakes with their oldest children. That's when parents know the least and care the most, so they're more likely to be wrong and also more likely to insist that they're right.
Orson Scott CardStichwörter: humor-inspirational
The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.
Lev GrossmanStichwörter: humor-inspirational
It is what it is.
You are what you it.
There are no mistakes."
--Villa Incognito
Stichwörter: humor-inspirational
Things Just Happen, What The Hell
Terry PratchettStichwörter: humor-inspirational
To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans
Stichwörter: inspirational funny self-image humorous sweet clever cute cool humor-inspirational
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