The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't.
Denis LearyStichwörter: humor humor-relationships
She lay there, destroyed, quiet aftershocks shuddering through her. Silence settled into the room.
“Mind letting go of my hair, Sophi?” His muffled voice vibrated against her pubic bone.
“Oh!” She released her fists still violently clenched in his hair. He raised his head, laughter gleaming in his eyes.
Stichwörter: humor-relationships
I hoped I might still get to spend the afternoon with her, despite my surprise declaration of love and insulting her father. When I looked at it like that, it had not been the best five minutes of our friendship.
Melanie Cusick-JonesStichwörter: humor-relationships
Me Tarz-tosterone; You Estro-Jane
Tony CleaverStichwörter: humor sexism battle-of-the-sexes humor-relationships funny-quotes men-versus-women men-vs-women
Love is a damage
made to the heart,
violence,
fate thats written,
Changeable by distance,
Breakable by time...!
Stichwörter: funny humor-relationships love-hurts
A decent guy doesn’t just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect. They need to be created by a woman. They’re like a dumb blank lump of clay and you have to mold them into what you want them to be, while erasing everything their mothers ever taught them and all the horrible internet porn they’ve watched growing up.
Christine ZolendzStichwörter: humor-relationships
Who will ever kiss this encyclopedia of a head?
Elizabeth GilbertStichwörter: love humor-relationships knowledge-education love-hurts
Sile looked momentarily stymied, then shook his head sharply. "You won't go alone."
"I can't ask anyone--"
"You aren't asking," Sile said firmly. "I'm insisting--"
"Grandfather, nay," Runach said, stunned. "I couldn't allow it."
"Allow it?" Sile repeated, looking as if the gale were readying for another good blow. "Who do you think you are, whelp, to tell me what to do?"
"I believe, your Majesty," Aisling said quietly, "he's someone who loves you..."
Runach didn't dare smile, because his grandfather would have made the effort to get up out of his chair so he could deliver a brisk blow to the back of a grandson's head, of that he was certain.
"Besides, I'm going to go along to keep him safe."
Sile closed his eyes briefly before he leaned forward and looked at Aisling seriously. "You, my gel?"
"Me, Your Majesty."
Runach watched his grandfather look at his wife in consternation.
"Are you listening to this?" he asked in disbelief. "She isn't even spawn of mine, and yet she exhibits this unsettling 'independence'."
"I find it quite admirable, husband."
Runach pushed away from the wall and walked over to squat down by Aisling's chair. He looked up at her.
"I want you to stay here."
She looked at him for a moment or two, then reached out and touched his scarred cheek. "This is my quest, and I must see it through to the end, wherever that end might lie."
"I'll think about it," he said, and by that he meant not a chance in hell. He rose and glanced at his grandfather.
"I appreciate your concern, but I'm going alone."
Sile rubbed his hands over his face. "Breagha?"
"Aye, my love?"
"When did I lose control over my progeny?"
"Several centuries ago, I believe, dear."
"It seems more recent than that."
"I don't think so, darling.
Stichwörter: humor-relationships
He was the yin to my yang, the sparkly jumpsuit to my Elvis.
Brooke MossStichwörter: love humor-relationships
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