We watched some of the movie. It was shocking. Sex is apparently hard labor. Various persons supported crushing weights in agonizing positions for what seemed like endless blocks of time. Exhausted men grunted and toiled like movers trying to get a refrigerator into a fifth floor walk-up.

Russell Baker

Stichwörter: humor sex



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Oh, come on now," she said mildly, as a car suddenly pulled into the lane in front of her. She lifted her hand to toot the horn and then didn't bother. Note how I didn't scream and yell like a mad person, she thought for the benefit of that afternoon's psychotic truck driver, just in case he happened to have stopped by to read her mind.

Liane Moriarty

Stichwörter: humor road-rage mind-reading



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Polly had arrived in the world outraged to discover that her sisters had gotten there before her.

Liane Moriarty

Stichwörter: humor childhood sisters



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You can't lead a horse to water, let alone make it drown itself.

Audra Red

Stichwörter: humor



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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink, let alone drown itself.

Audra Red

Stichwörter: humor



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My brain is a vast, barren, jokeless plain where wolves howl at the moon over rocky overhangs and the wind kicks up twists of sand and tumbleweed.

Craig Silvey

Stichwörter: humor funny



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real men respect women

Prince simus

Stichwörter: humor real-talk



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Dont allow a worthless bitch to cause you lose an irreplaceable queen

Prince simus

Stichwörter: humor real-talk



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I don't know about some of these other people, particularly the ministers who served my uncle."

"Can't you get rid of them?"

Kaddar shook his head. "The country's already in turmoil. I need to keep a few of the same faces around, at least until I get their measure."

"It doesn't sound like much fun. I wish you luck with it."

"I'll need luck," Kaddar took her hand. "Daine, I found my uncle's papers. He was going to have me arrested and charged with conspiring against him— which means he planned to have me killed. I owe you my life. I know this will sound trite, but I mean it: whatever you want that I can give, even to half of my kingdom, all you need do is ask."

Daine gave him a skeptical look. "Your ministers wouldn't like the half-kingdom part."

He grinned. "Actually, they want to arrest you for crimes against the state.

Tamora Pierce

Stichwörter: humor daine kaddar



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His gaze settled on her mouth. “Have you been kissed before, inspector?”

“Why?” If he wanted virgin lips, she’d claim to have serviced an army.

“If it’s your first, I’ll do it differently.”

“You won’t do it at all.”

“Yes, I will.

Meljean Brook

Stichwörter: humor kissing banter



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