The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.

Scott Adams

Stichwörter: humor food marriage



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Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes.

Norman Douglas

Stichwörter: humor food



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You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.

Scott Adams

Stichwörter: humor vegetarianism food vegetarian



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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Scott Adams

Stichwörter: humor love food



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I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

Peter De Vries

Stichwörter: humor writing



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Familiarity breeds contempt and children.

Mark Twain

Stichwörter: humor



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My your balls wither away and you develop and allergy to Viagra and all it's counter-parts
(Sophie to Royd)

Iris Johansen

Stichwörter: humor



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She gave him a cool glance over her shoulder. "May your balls wither away and you develope an allergy to Viagra and all its counterparts."
He looked at her, stunned. And then he suddenly exploded into laughter.
"God, you're a formidable woman"
"No, I'm not. I'm soft, remember?"
She slammed the door behind her.

Iris Johansen

Stichwörter: humor



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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

Stichwörter: humor



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My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

Woody Allen

Stichwörter: humor



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