Die besten Zitate der Welt!

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

Friedrich Nietzsche

Stichwörter: humor philosophy

Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes.

Warren Ellis

Stichwörter: humor character-defining comics

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

Stichwörter: humor attributed-no-source books wit criticism

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

Mark Twain

Stichwörter: humor philosophy religion

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

Henry David Thoreau

Stichwörter: humor wisdom eternity time

1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America. Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America for hundreds of years before that. 1492 was simply the year sea pirates began to rob, cheat, and kill them.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Stichwörter: humor truth

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Dorothy Parker

Stichwörter: humor lingerie wordplay

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Douglas Adams

Stichwörter: humor