Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
Keisha KeenleysideStichwörter: quotes love-quotes funny-quotes cheeky-quotes happy-quotes humour-quote
So this was all you got:the zooty sideburns and masturbator's pallor of an old Ted in a black suit and the secular obsequies.
Martin AmisStichwörter: humour-quote
Life is one big chore.
Jemina AkhtarStichwörter: humour-quote
Connor; "Push me and you might just find yourself locked in the trunk of a car and on a ferry headed off to Nova Scotia. . .Again" he said Softly loving the way she practically shook with rage against him.
"I knew that was you, you bastard" She snarled, looking torn between going for his nipples again or just out right killing him.
"You deserved it", he felt obligated to remind her.
She scoffed. "I was twelve!"
"you super glued my shorts to my ass!"
the smile that teased her lips transformed her face from beautiful to breathtakingly beautiful in a matter of seconds. . .
She chuckled softly as she moved to put a little space between them. "I actually forgot about that".
Stichwörter: humour-quote
When it comes to wine and buttocks, the redder, the better.
Danny TyranStichwörter: humour-quote
The codfish lays ten thousand eggs.
The homely hen lays one.
Codfish never cackles to tell you what she has done.
And so we scorn the codfish,
while the humble hen we prize,
which only goes to show you that it pays to advertise!
Stichwörter: advertising poetry-quotes humour-quote
One minute you're munching on a faerie plum the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not,' he added hastily, 'that this has ever happened to me.
Cassandra ClareStichwörter: jace-wayland jace-lightwood jace-herondale humour-quote
Fiction is what happens inside a writer's head. Reality takes place outside it
Barry A. WhittinghamStichwörter: humour-quote
I'm sleeping in his bed... Just sleeping".
Jamie McGuireStichwörter: humour-quote
The Difference between Writers and Editors.
Writers are creative using one end of a pencil.
Editors are more adept using the opposite end.
Stichwörter: humour-quote
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