Father was about to leave the house with his camera on his way to call for Mrs Walsh. They were going to a nearby park where, he said, he was planning to take her on the swings if the light was appropriate, and possibly on the roundabout as well ... Father explained that in outdoor work he has found a fillip which delights him.

Norma Hall

Stichwörter: sex humour



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Edward, Edward," he said with a patronising smile, "there are no unanswered questions of any relevance. Every question that we need to ask has been answered fully. If you can't find the correct answer then you are obviously asking the wrong question.

Jasper Fforde

Stichwörter: wisdom questions humour wrong



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Islington smiled superciliously. “Lucifer?” It said. “Lucifer was an idiot. It wound up lord and master of nothing at all.” The marquis grinned. “And you wound up lord and master of two thugs and a roomful of candles?

Neil Gaiman

Stichwörter: humour



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You would make a very ugly woman"
"I would not. I would be stunning

Cassandra Clare

Stichwörter: humour will-herondale tessa-gray



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It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going

Benny Bellamacina

Stichwörter: wisdom life inspirational humour philosophical quote



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Old people only say that life happens quickly to make themselves feel better. The truth is that it all happens in tiny increments like now now now now now now and it only takes twenty to thirty consecutive nows to realize that you’re aimed straight at a bench in Singleton Park. Fair play though, if I was old and had forgotten to do something worthwhile with my life, I would spend those final few years on a bench in the botanical gardens, convincing myself that time is so quick that even plants – who have no responsibilities whatsoever – hardly get a chance to do anything decent with their lives except, perhaps, produce one or two red or yellow flowers and, with a bit of luck and insects, reproduce. If the old man manages to get the words father and husband on his bench plaque then he thinks he can be reasonably proud of himself.

Joe Dunthorne

Stichwörter: humour welsh oliver-tate teen-angst



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You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?

Renita D'Silva

Stichwörter: humor humour funny india funny-humor indian-author indian-authors indian-quote indian-fiction



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...the more of a fool a man is, the less he cares to look like one

Joe Ambercrombie

Stichwörter: insightful humour interesting



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Always recycle wasted time

Benny Bellamacina

Stichwörter: wisdom life time humour philosophical



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I wash the clothes, rinse them and then scrub them again. Will that square little box do that? I am not using any fancy machines when my hands will do.

Renita D'Silva

Stichwörter: humour funny india indian women-s-fiction indian-fiction



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