There are undoubtedly advantages to being dead, said Julius.
Jonas JonassonThe clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. The clitoris is
simply a bundle of nerves: 8,000 nerve fibers, to be precise. That’s a higher concentration of nerve fibers
than is found anywhere else in the male or female body, including the fingertips, lips, and tongue, and it is
twice, twice, twice the number in the penis. Who needs a hand gun when you’ve got a semi-automatic?
Stichwörter: humour masturbation
I think I was born 'in to deep,' and bad things happen every day. Sometimes I have to stab hellions. Sometimes I have to frame friends for murder, and stab evil math teachers, and watch my best friend die. Again. We deal with it, then we move on.
Rachel VincentStichwörter: humour
Fight Apathy! ... or don't.
Fallout New Vegas GraffitiStichwörter: apathy fight humour fallout
...and specimens like this confirmed there had been some kind of divine rule in the universe because no natural selection process was up to the task of creating something like him. This was some god’s, somewhere’s, handiwork.
Nicole WilliamsStichwörter: humor humour evolution creation natural-selection intelligent-design
Have I ever told you how sexy your brain is?"
"Finally! A man who wants me for my brain."
"I want all of you. Each individual part and the sum of them all. I want you for everything you are and everything you will ever be. I will never have enough of you, because there's no such thing." He stared right into my eyes, and I couldn't have looked away if I'd wanted to. I was trapped, and never in my life had I been so happy to be caught. "I will never let you go again.
Stichwörter: humour
Everybody has to be somewhere!
Spike MilliganStichwörter: humor humour trueisms
Yer a dead man!" Davy shouts, going in a full circle with the horse jumping and rearing.
"Yer half right," I say.
Stichwörter: humour
I allowed an uncertain smile to cross my face, though it did so with a little reluctance, wary of being run down by some more powerful expression.
Ian BarkerIf heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaStichwörter: humor religion interview heaven humour hell employment heaven-and-hell unemployment job the-purpose-of-life
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