hey haters! you can chase me but i'll catch you.

Osei Owusu

Stichwörter: humour haters



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I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air

Jen Lancaster

Stichwörter: humour flying anxiety



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The wind was against them now, and Piglet's ears streamed behind him like banners as he fought his way along, and it seemed hours before he got them into the shelter of the Hundred Acre Wood and they stood up straight again, to listen, a little nervously, to the roaring of the gale among the treetops.
'Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?'
'Supposing it didn't,' said Pooh after careful thought.

A.A. Milne

Stichwörter: optimism friendship inspiration humour pooh



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It's not revealing, it's informative.

Gemma Burgess

Stichwörter: style humour fashion satorical



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Losing your parent at a tender age is like losing everything thing. The love, care, support and what have you. It only takes determination, strong will and the love, care and support from others to make a difference in the lives of these ones as they grow to face their future. You and I can impact in their lives...Just a little love, a little care, a little support can make a huge difference in a child's life. Support an orphan today!

Oziohu Sanni

Stichwörter: inspirational patriotism humour support orphans



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You're everything I ever wished for.
I just didn't wish for much.

Peter James West

Stichwörter: inspirational humour



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It's always funny until someone loses a testicle.

Bob N. Boguslavski

Stichwörter: humor humour



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Every discussion with a girl is an argument, and when you think you are right suddenly you realize that your trapped.

Bharat

Stichwörter: girls humour argument discussion



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Memorable among the Saxon warriors were Hengist and his wife (? or horse), Horsa. Hengist made himself King in the South. Thus Hengist was the first English King and his wife (or horse), Horsa, the first English Queen (or horse).

W.C. Sellar

Stichwörter: history humour



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Her knee caught him between the legs with pitiless accuracy, driving the wind from his chest, making him teeter for a breathless moment, then bringing him down like a sledgehammer to a house of cards. As he slid groaning to the carpet in that special, shooting agony that only a blow to the fruits can produce, it was little consolation that he had been right.
His Queen was quite evidently a woman of rare and fiery passion.

Joe Abercrombie

Stichwörter: humour marriage



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