I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Dave BarryAfter all, what could you expect from a pig but a grunt?
L.M. MontgomeryStichwörter: humour
I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
Terry PratchettStichwörter: inspirational humour
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
Terry PratchettStichwörter: humour doom video-games
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Robert OrbenStichwörter: politics truth humour
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
Rodney DangerfieldStichwörter: humour funny crime
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
Rodney DangerfieldStichwörter: humour funny neighborhoods
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
Rodney DangerfieldStichwörter: humour funny crime neighborhoods
Allegra's Austen wrote about the impact of financial need on the intimate lives of women. If she'd worked in a bookstore, Allegra would have shelved Austen in the horror section.
Karen Joy FowlerIt smells terrible in here.'
Well, what do you expect? The human body, when confined, produces certain odors which we tend to forget in this age of deodorants and other perversions. Actually, I find the atmosphere of this room rather comforting. Schiller needed the scent of apples rotting in his desk in order to write. I, too, have my needs. You may remember that Mark Twain preferred to lie supinely in bed while composing those rather dated and boring efforts which contemporary scholars try to prove meaningful. Veneration of Mark Twain is one of the roots of our current intellectual stalemate.
Stichwörter: humor writing humour odors smells stink
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