Saliņu maizi Kalifornijā neizcepsi – izstiepies vai saraujies. Kādā valstī dzīvo, tādu maizi ēd… Ābeles šejienes karstumā neaug. Bērziņi nīkuļo. Nevar jau svešumā ietaisīt gabalu no Latvijas. To, mīļie, var uzcelt tikai iedomās. Bet, ja esi sirdī kārtīgs latvietis, tad sēdi mierīgs zem kaktusiem un palmām, tie nekaitēs tev nenieka.

Anšlavs Eglītis

Stichwörter: humourous latvia-and-america



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Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only take cash or credit." So there's that.

Taylor Swift

Stichwörter: life moment humourous



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That's what.

She

Stichwörter: humourous



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Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.

Eoin Colfer

Stichwörter: humourous



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We're like superheroes!

Matthew Head

Stichwörter: humourous



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Jimmy held on to the reins for dear life, and thought that a horse was about the most slippery creature to sit on that he had ever met. He slithered first one way and then another, and at last he slid off altogether and landed with a bump on the ground.

Sticky Stanley and Lotta held on to one another and laughed till the tears ran down their faces. They thought it was the funniest sight in the world to see poor Jimmy slipping about on the solemn, cantering horse.

Enid Blyton

Stichwörter: horses laughing humourous horseback-riding slippery falling reins



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I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.

Joshua Donellan

Stichwörter: humor humour humorous humourous



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I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before then...

Joshua Donellan

Stichwörter: humor humour humorous humourous



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...food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.

Joshua Donellan

Stichwörter: humor humour humorous humourous



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Never say no to now

Benny Bellamacina

Stichwörter: wisdom life philosophy humour humourous



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