Wait. You work for me?"
"I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence.
Stichwörter: management incompetence valets assistant administrative-assistant executive-assistant
Since most parents are reluctant to talk about sex, schools have tried to fill the gap. In America, when we decide to ignore a subject, our favorite form of denial is to teach it incompetently. Familiarity without true understanding is not only the basis of our families but of our educational system as well.
Bob SmithStichwörter: humor incompetence sex-education
She couldn't organize an orgy in a brothel.
Peter F. HamiltonStichwörter: incompetence
A distinguished clergyman told me that he chose the profession of a clergyman because it afforded the most leisure for literary pursuits. I would recommend to him the profession of a governor.
Henry David ThoreauStichwörter: politicians incompetence 19th-century-slam
According to Mark 11:12-13, God's messengers were not the only ones who were incompetent: 'He [Jesus] was hungry. And on seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to see if he could find anything on it. When he came to it, he found nothing but leaves, for it was not the season for figs.'
Imagine Jesus, the divine, holy, wisest of the wise not knowing that figs were out of season. Now allegedly Jesus could have performed a miracle and made figs magically appear, but he preferred sour grapes instead: Then he said to the tree, 'May no one ever eat fruit from you again.' (Mark 11:14)
Stichwörter: humor funny omniscience incompetence fig-tree bible-absurdities biblical-criticism bible-errors jesus-mistakes
I am not fit for this office and never should have been here.
Warren G. HardingStichwörter: incompetence
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