See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Robin Williams

Stichwörter: humor men



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Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.

Neil Gaiman

Stichwörter: humor men women witchcraft witches



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I'm a man. Men cook outside. That outdoor grilling is a manly pursuit has long been beyond question. If this wasn't understood, you'd never get grown men to put on those aprons with pictures of dancing weenies on the front, and messages like 'Come 'n' Get It!

William Geist

Stichwörter: men food



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Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll?

I said: You'd better check with Mick Jagger.

Cher

Stichwörter: age music men women growing-older rock-music



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Conversation between a princess and an outlaw:
"If I stand for fairy-tale balls and dragon bait--dragon bait--what do you stand for?"
"Me? I stand for uncertainty, insecurity, bad taste, fun, and things that go boom in the night."
"Franky, it seems to me that you've turned yourself into a stereotype."
"You may be right. I don't care. As any car freak will tell you, the old models are the most beautiful, even if they aren't the most efficient. People who sacrifice beauty for efficiency get what they deserve."
"Well, you may get off on being a beautiful stereotype, regardless of the social consequences, but my conscience won't allow it."
"And I goddamn refuse to be dragon bait. I'm as capable of rescuing you as you are of rescuing me."
"I'm an outlaw, not a hero. I never intended to rescue you. We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

Tom Robbins

Stichwörter: men women rescuing



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Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

Virginia Woolf

Stichwörter: men women rescuing



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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?

Barbra Streisand

Stichwörter: men women marriage husbands men-and-women wives



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Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.

Gloria Steinem

Stichwörter: men women murder death feminism widowhood womens-rights



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Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.

Inga Muscio

Stichwörter: men sex condoms homosexuality safe-sex



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The man who is extremely and dangerously hungry has no other interest but food. Capacities not useful for the satisfying of hunger are pushed into the background. 'But what happens to man's desires when there is plenty of food and his belly in chronically filled? At once, other (and higher) needs emerge and these, rather than the psychological hungers, dominate the organism.

Betty Friedan

Stichwörter: men food need hunger



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