I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!
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Why is ground round sold in a square package?
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If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!
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Remember, never apply too much torque or you'll bust your nuts!!
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I've always been afraid that someone would steal my identity some day and be more successful at being me than I am!!
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When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".
I have often wondered if I was.
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Headstones:
What I asked was, "Would you MARRY me?!!"
"This time I'll count to one hundred and you hide."
"OK, It's not funny anymore let me out!!
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Has anyone else noticed that most dreams happen while you're asleep? Makes it a lot harder to remember the details...
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I think what I need to do is stay awake while I'm sleeping so I can see what I'm dreaming better!!
Neil LeckmanStichwörter: neil-leckman virtual-cubicle wurms
Bad answers for employment questions:
Employer: I see here that you worked for the state for three years. Why did you leave that job?
"My parole was granted
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