Appraisal – the best resources will get the worst result
Vivek ThangaswamyStichwörter: business office corporate hr
Never lose time in sending the scapegoat to the slaughterhouse.
Ali SheikhStichwörter: life politics business office
Worst thing can happen in work place is, to work with less knowledge, pretending to be good, taking others creditability, or in simple words ‘Stupid Office Politicians’.
Vivek ThangaswamyStichwörter: office
Although he too was heading to work, Shahid was glad he wasn't dragging himself off to some office job. Shahid's view: anybody who had to wear a suit to work died a little inside, every day.
John LanchesterStichwörter: work employment office jobs careers white-collar
Choose your company the way you choose your life partner; after all, you spend more time in the company than with your life partner
Ravi KapilavaiStichwörter: office
If they can't start a meeting without you, well, that's a meeting worth going to, isn't it? And that's the only kind of meeting you should ever concern yourselves with.
George HuangStichwörter: concern office meeting
... In a ROWE* people don't have schedules.
They show up when they want.
They don't have to be in the office at certain time, or anytime.
They just have to get their work done.
How they do it ?
When they do it ?
Where they do it ?
It's totally up to them.
Meetings
Stichwörter: purpose work motivation autonomy productivity efficiency office job mastery effictiveness engagementm-satisfaction rowe turnover
There will be others, many others. You’ll try desperately to digest a single word through the acronym-laden gibberish, while beginning to wonder what the point of all this is, and also why you didn’t feel that staple you just sent into your thigh. You usually do. You’ll wonder what your company even does. After six years, you have no idea what an information system is, do you? Maybe you should ask. Maybe that’s how this ends. You’ll imagine how poetic it would be to simply unmute yourself and say, “Sorry to interrupt, guys, but what’s an information system?”
Still, your mind will drift further, envisioning how much more tolerable this call would be if you could just slowly masturbate during it. So you do. You masturbate during it. And it’s beautiful. Masturbating, invisible within your three-walled fortress. Invisible… invisible… practically invisible.
Stichwörter: humor absurd funny masturbation office corporate-culture
If you don't feel drowsy after lunch and don't yawn in the office, you're not a perfect employee!
HimmiliciousGoodness, a girl steps out of the office for a couple days and the whole world ends!
A.J. LauerStichwörter: humor armageddon office
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