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Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.

Anatole France

Stichwörter: love animals pets

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I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

Abraham Lincoln

Stichwörter: dogs hypocrisy pets generosity benevolence charity

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Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.

Jerry Seinfeld

Stichwörter: pets

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Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.

Christopher Hitchens

Stichwörter: cats food dogs god religion atheism water affection pets shelter

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Few religions are definite about the size of Heaven, but on the planet Earth the Book of Revelation (ch. XXI, v.16) gives it as a cube 12,000 furlongs on a side. This is somewhat less than 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 cubic feet. Even allowing that the Heavenly Host and other essential services take up at least two thirds of this space, this leaves about one million cubic feet of space for each human occupant- assuming that every creature that could be called ‘human’ is allowed in, and the the human race eventually totals a thousand times the numbers of humans alive up until now. This is such a generous amount of space that it suggests that room has also been provided for some alien races or - a happy thought - that pets are allowed.

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: heaven pets

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I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.

Neil Gaiman

Stichwörter: cats cooperation pets chaos organization persuasion willfullness

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley