Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.

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A tomboy is a bisexual girl’s dream lover.

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Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

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Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.

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To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

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Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as couples.

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Stichwörter: love marriage relationships dating ideology man-made social-constructs



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There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.

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A love triangle is a threesome delayed.

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Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

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If every lover was treated like they matter — everyday; valentine’s day wouldn’t be so 'special.

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