I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we should drink them, or throw them back because they were babies.


Dora J. Arod

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I had a dream about you. We were in a canoe, and we were paddling across the desert. You said you were thirsty, and I pointed to the sand that surrounded us and said, “No, I will not urinate in your mouth.” At that point I woke up, because I realized I really had to pee—and get a drink of water.


Dora J. Arod

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I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn’t figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren’t so different after all.

Dora J. Arod

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I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you had to wear a mustache as a belt.


Dora J. Arod

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I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.

Amy Sommers

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I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream.

Amy Sommers

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I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn.

Amy Sommers

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I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m

Amy Sommers

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I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.

Amy Sommers

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I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.

Amy Sommers

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