My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.
Jess C. ScottStichwörter: love true-love romance satire drama obsession parody crime-fiction twilight snark social-criticism snarkiness fifty-shades fifty-shades-of-grey snarky-quotes inner-goddess
Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful--I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny.
Jess C. ScottStichwörter: sexuality love sex satire drama obsession parody crime-fiction twilight snark social-criticism stephenie-meyer bad-writing fifty-shades e-l-james fifty-shades-of-grey
Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed.
That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was the Beast Lord doing here?
I padded to the door.
“First, you didn’t come home.” Curran’s voice held zero humor. “Second, I’m told that my mate is lingering in Raphael’s house. There can’t be any good reason for you to be here.”
“Are you spying on me, Your Furriness?” Kate asked.
Stichwörter: funny snark curran kate-daniels gunmetal-magic
Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed."
I grinned. "Then I daresay it's good I'm a woman.
Stichwörter: humor curiosity snark
He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.
Joe HaldemanWhen words come out of your mouth, do your ears just block all incoming sound waves?
Amethyst MarieStichwörter: humor fantasy snark
How many kids are in the Graveyard?"
"A bunch."
"Who sends your supplies?"
"George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget."
"How often do you receive new arrivals?"
"About as often as you beat your wife.
Stichwörter: humor sarcasm humorous snark sarcastic risa-ward
You going to let him talk to me like that?” Driggs said to Lex. “Defend my honor, woman.”
“Defend your own honor,
He is a pimple on the cock of humanity
Shelly LaurenstonI understand that you don’t want to marry me,” I said. “I mean, I don’t know why, since I’m simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.
Merrie HaskellStichwörter: funny sarcasm snark
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