Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

Sarah Silverman

Stichwörter: advice satire twitter



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Like many people, I feel like celebrating. Remember this feeling. It is human, and can help us understand when others express bloodlust.

John Green

Stichwörter: death barack-obama osama-bin-laden twitter



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Becoming a lake has put a lot of things in perspective for me.

Heather Christle

Stichwörter: perspective twitter lake



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What is more likely? That tomorrow will be called 'Thursday' or that Maxine Waters will play the race card in her ethics investigation?

Jonah Goldberg

Stichwörter: politics race racism twitter race-card maxine-waters



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I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!

Jonah Goldberg

Stichwörter: dogs twitter feces



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Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.

Andy Zaltzman

Stichwörter: similes twitter united-kingdom 2011 ed-miliband news-international-phone-hacking



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Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday.

Jonah Goldberg

Stichwörter: reassurance weather twitter 2011 2011-north-american-heat-wave



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I realise I'm behind on this but Rebekah Brooks was married to Ross Kemp of Gangs fame?! And she assaulted him? That explains so much.

Mandy Wiener

Stichwörter: marriage twitter 2011 domestic-violence news-international-phone-hacking rebekah-brooks ross-kemp ross-kemp-on-gangs



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Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!

Jonah Goldberg

Stichwörter: politics united-states isolationism new-jersey twitter 2011 chris-christie



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One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.

Jonah Goldberg

Stichwörter: cats heat twitter 2011 2011-north-american-heat-wave



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