You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.

Daven Anderson

Stichwörter: humor politics vampire politics-observation



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My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.

Daven Anderson

Stichwörter: humor vampire head



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I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.

Daven Anderson

Stichwörter: humor vampire convenience slurpee



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Remember, our kind protects you Normals from the Pures. We are the rope tied between man and super-beast. A rope forever dangling from the precipice.
I tap Zetania's shoulder and ask, "What's a precipice?"
"A cliff's edge," she whispers.
Precipice. Must be a French word.

Daven Anderson

Stichwörter: humor nietzsche vampire fifty-cent-word ubermensch



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I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.

Daven Anderson

Stichwörter: vampire 1960 musclecar plymouth v-8



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Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.

Daven Anderson

Stichwörter: dance singing vampire



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How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?

Daven Anderson

Stichwörter: love lost heartbreak vampire jack-the-ripper



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We even commissioned a smaller pair of these statues for the baggage claim area in the regular lobby.

Gives all those Normal conspiracy nuts something to talk about besides the Blue Mustang. They think our statues are the work of Masons or reptilian beings. Ha.

Daven Anderson

Stichwörter: conspiracy vampire blue airport mustang dia gargoyle statue denver



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You said you left Mississippi in 1854," Ron says. He turns to Mamuwalde and asks "Were you a runaway slave?"

"Not at all," Cindy Lou answers. "Daddy freed him."

Ron's jaw almost hits the floor. His wine glass does.

Daven Anderson

Stichwörter: southern slave vampire mississippi freed



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If we adopted Jack," I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance

Daven Anderson

Stichwörter: humor family vampire adoption



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