I've always been afraid that someone would steal my identity some day and be more successful at being me than I am!!

Neil Leckman

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When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".
I have often wondered if I was.

Neil Leckman

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Headstones:

What I asked was, "Would you MARRY me?!!"

"This time I'll count to one hundred and you hide."

"OK, It's not funny anymore let me out!!

Neil Leckman

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I think what I need to do is stay awake while I'm sleeping so I can see what I'm dreaming better!!

Neil Leckman

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Bad answers for employment questions:

Employer: I see here that you worked for the state for three years. Why did you leave that job?

"My parole was granted

Neil Leckman

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Bad questions at employment interviews:

"Is your drug test graded on a curve?

Neil Leckman

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How to contact in case of an emergency?

I prefer 911 myself...

Neil Leckman

Stichwörter: neil-leckman virtual-cubicle wurms



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I am open to comments, I accept with with all humility, or at least what I can muster at short notice.

Neil Leckman

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They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.

Neil Leckman

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I think that last batch of sea monkeys ate my cat!!!

Neil Leckman

Stichwörter: neil-leckman virtual-cubicle wurms



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