Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man.

Alex Adams

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My sister's voice is Minnie Mouse and a dash of fingernails down a chalkboard, but only when she wants to bend me to her will.

Alex Adams

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Worst case I'll bring Rain Man here. I'll tell him it's a date.
Aha, so he's cute, then?
Tasty. And smart. Can't beat that witha stick.

Alex Adams

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I have two choices: attend my sister's dinner party or tie a plastic sack around my mother's head until she runs out of ngagging. I choose the evil that doesn't come witha felony conviction.

Alex Adams

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You'll love him. Or maybe you'll just love him a time or two.

Alex Adams

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Detach or go crazy.

Alex Adams

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She's unhurt—or at least not bleeding on the oustide.

Alex Adams

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Can I ask you something?
Boxers. Briefs exacerbate my claustrophobia.

Alex Adams

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Fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw!

Alex Adams

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Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.

Alex Adams

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