I tend to lose control when pie crust is involved.

Alice Clayton

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Well, considering my entire life, now seems rules by odd coincidences, I figure it's right on track.

Alice Clayton

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Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.

Alice Clayton

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You smell like tequila and sexual repression, Caroline.

Alice Clayton

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I don't care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh at...gas if it happens at the wrong time, and we are always curious about what goes on in other people's bedrooms.

Alice Clayton

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