Anyone who says things like "Happy Ever After" as though that end to a love story is a given, is cooking up a right stinking cauldron of shite and trying to serve it as soup.

Amy Lane


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You cannot take a person's humanity and then retain your own

Amy Lane


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And the storm was my nemesis, my goddess, my salvation

Amy Lane


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Being loved can do marvelous things for a man.

Amy Lane


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Oh gods, are you listening? A storm out at sea is one of your greatest creations. You should hear it praised. The sky is dark, almost as night, and the swells... they were taller than mountains.

Amy Lane


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The world isn't made a better place by the unburdening of a heart.

Amy Lane


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And now Kit’s cock—which had mostly been used for taking a leak before that moment—woke up and screamed I WANT! FEED ME ASSHOLE! And Kit had given it a good handshake until it threw up.

Amy Lane

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Ah, gods, hope. Our savior and our tormentor, the price and ferry pass for the dreams that carry us to the future.

Amy Lane

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...if I was going to play this game and love it, it had to love me back.

Amy Lane

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Jeff Beachum, Sergeant of Snark, Wielder of Witticism, Dominator of the Double Entendre, completely ran out of things to say.

Amy Lane


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