he should have been paying attention to me when he saw that I wasn’t paying attention at all.
Anna BanksThat he found me clear across the country seems more miraculous than a push-up bra.
Anna BanksHe’s your problem, but what a great problem to have.
Anna BanksThere’s nothing wrong with your daughter, Mrs. McIntosh. I said we’re not sleeping together. I didn’t say I didn’t want to.
Anna BanksI keep my back turned while he maneuvers his shorts into place. “Are you decent?” I call after a few seconds. No matter how many times I tell him I can’t see into the water yet, he insists I’m just trying to look at his “eel.” For crying out loud.
Anna BanksThe metal frame groans, and something under the hood lets out a mechanical hiss. Smoke billows up from the front, the universal symbol for “you’re screwed.
Anna BanksSure, I’m gray-shading the line that separates stable and crazy, but the point is, there is a line. And I haven’t completely crossed over to lunatic.
Anna BanksRemember, people, study the rule sheet. Snuggle it at night, eat lunch with it, take it to the movies. It's the only way you're passing my class," Mr. Pinner calls over the bustle of students herding out the door.
Anna BanksTags: humor
I'm betting Cinderella didn't feel this foolish, but then again, Cinderella wasn't as clumsy as an intoxicated walrus.
Anna BanksHey, you know what else I don't care about? You giving me orders.
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