The best Quotes on Earth!

You're nothing if you're not special.

The platform underneath the balloon fell on her as she was trying to escape," she explained. "She was crushed."
"I'd have been disappointed too.

Was it fate? Was it destiny?"
"I think it was Alan Blunt.

You must have been going very fast."
"I was, until I hit the fence.

I am perfectly qualified to give you an injection. You're not going to tell me you're afraid of a little prick?"
"I wouldn't call you that...

Tags: humor

Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?"
"Is that including, or not including you?

I didn't set fire to the building."
"No, but you did pull it into the river."
"That put the fire out!

Do you realise how much trouble you're in?"
"Perhaps I'll have some Weetabix after all.

He had tattooed all of the names of the men he had killed on his body...unfortunately he had run out of room.

Then why don't you go and ---- yourself.

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