Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.

Bill Watterson

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From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way.

Bill Watterson

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I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.
-Calvin

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You can present the material, but you can't make me care.

Bill Watterson

Tags: education apathy student-accountability

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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery -- it recharges by running.

Bill Watterson

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Scientific Progress goes boink?

Bill Watterson

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It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Bill Watterson

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If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?

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Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am.
...I've got more brains than I know what to do with.
Hobbes: So I've noticed.

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Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them.
Mom: I haven't seen them.
Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!

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