Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.

Bill Watterson

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Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

Bill Watterson

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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

Bill Watterson

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But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!

Bill Watterson

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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.

Bill Watterson

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Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.

Bill Watterson

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Girls are like slugs—they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

Bill Watterson

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Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Bill Watterson

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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

Bill Watterson

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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.

Bill Watterson

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