HOBBES:
All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.

Bill Watterson

Tags: absurd

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CALVIN:
Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

Bill Watterson

Tags: writing

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There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

Bill Watterson

Tags: time idleness wasting-time

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I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.

Bill Watterson

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It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

Bill Watterson

Tags: calvin-and-hobbes-reality

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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Bill Watterson

Tags: life-humor idiots

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Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new!
A new year ... a fresh, clean start! It's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on! A day full of possibilities! It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy ... let's go exploring!

Bill Watterson

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I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

Bill Watterson

Tags: humor life calvin-and-hobbes

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The world isn't fair, Calvin."
"I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

Bill Watterson

Tags: humor comics fairness cartoons

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As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

Bill Watterson

Tags: humor

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