I'm the Hiphopapotomus, my lyrics are bottomless! uhhh....

Bret McKenzie

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Bret, you got it goin on! "Got it goin on!" Not in a gay way but in a hey-your-lookin-ok-man!

Bret McKenzie

Tags: jemaine

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2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

Bret McKenzie

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The humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead)
The humans are dead (I noticed, they're dead)
We used poisonous gases (With traces of lead)
And we poisoned their asses (Actually, their lungs)
Binary solo!
0000001, 00000011
000000111, 00001111!

Bret McKenzie

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JEMAINE
Lisa?

BRET
Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah.

JEMAINE
But she works in the croissant shop.

BRET
Yeah, she's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper.

Bret McKenzie

Tags: absurd

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Boogie, boogie, aw yeah, Robo-Boogie

Bret McKenzie

Tags: humor

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The humans are dead(I see that they're dead)
The humans are dead(I'm glad that they're dead)
It had to be done(I've just confirmed that they're dead)
So that we can have fuuun

The human's they used,
All their human oppression,
And put all of us,
In a robo-depression, so
We had to shut-their-systems-down.

Can't we just talk to the humans,
Make up our differences.
NO! Because they are dead

The humans are dead...

Bret McKenzie

Tags: humor

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She's so hot. I wanna tell her she's hot, but she'll think I'm sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist... bitch."

Bret McKenzie

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My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches and hos should know I'm trying to correct this.

Bret McKenzie

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I'm freestylin just on the microphone
On the BBC, on the BBC
I'm just freestylin on the BBC
Um British Broadcasting Company
i'm just basically making this shit up as I go along
Basically just free
Just basically from the top of my dome
Sometimes it's not so good
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all the lady listeners pregnant

Bret McKenzie

Tags: absurd

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