Never underestimate yourself
Carolyn MacklerTags: humor self-esteem
The Fat Girl Code of Conduct:
1. Any sexual activity is a secret. No public displays of affection.
2. Don’t discuss your weight with him.
3. Go further than skinny girls. If you can’t sell him on your body, you’d better overcompensate with sexual perks.
4. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever push the relationship thing.
And also...well...i told them I want to get an apartment with him next year rather than live in the dorms."
What'd they say?"
Over their dead bodies."
What did you say?"
I asked whether they wanted to be burie or cremated.
Tags: humor
whether it is clear or unclear to you the universe is folding as it should
Carolyn MacklerOn Valentine's Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamersand pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like Clifford the Big Red Dog ate a flock of flamigoes and then barfed his guts up.
Carolyn MacklerTags: humor valentine-s-day
The one thing I do remember is that as I retraced my steps through all the familiar streets of my life, Inow felt completely lost.
Carolyn MacklerTags: wisdom life coming-of-age
Remember what to do when you're at the bottom of a hole? You've got to stop digging.
Carolyn MacklerTags: drop-a-brick
I like the flaws best," Sam said. "They make her real.
Carolyn MacklerI'm not saying you didn't deserve it, O." Dakota laughed. "But I'm restocking the karma bank and you're at the top of my list.
Carolyn MacklerI love being reminded that existence itself is all about the tangling of souls.
Carolyn MacklerTags: love intense heartbreaking
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