I mean, if your about to tell me something like I'm dead, that i need to start acquiring a taste for blood, and I can't even eat sushi, I wont be able to handle it. Or if you're going to tell me that I'm going to start howling at the moon, eating peoples cats, and will spend the rest of my life having to get waxed if I want to wear a bathing suit, then I don't think I can handle it, either. I like cats and I tried waxing once, and that hurt like a son of a gun." -Kylie
C.C. HunterYou told dad you didn't know what happened to his underwear. But You'd just flame-broiled his shorts on the grill.
C.C. HunterBite my ass Mr. James
C.C. HunterLong story short, ghosts just coming out of the closet sucked at communication. Probably as bad as a beginner ghost whisperer sucked at getting them to communicate.
C.C. HunterShe’s a serial kisser. I think her parents are French.
C.C. HunterTags: humorous
You're attracted to him," Kylie said. "And don't try to deny it. You've even admitted that much to me."
"Okay, I won't deny that. He's got that whole hard body, vampire magnetism going for him. But when I was young, I had a crush on Big Bird. That wouldn't have worked out either.
Tags: paranormal-ya
Wow," Miranda said, "You'd better be careful Della. In the last few days, I think you've used up your vampire quota of apologies for the next ten years."
"Kiss my apologetic ass!" Della snapped.
Tags: young-adult-paranormal
I don’t know what to tell you, Perry. Life’s hard. Love’s harder
C.C. HunterBorn at Midnight - “Personally for me, wearing a thong is like flossing your ass
C.C. HunterTags: humor
Did you found something? asked she with hope.
Yes, this until...
Until what...?
Until you stick your breasts on my back.And you realize that now I can't think about lions anymore!
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