It's either the flu or love... The synptoms are the same.

Charles M. Schulz

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I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

Charles M. Schulz

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Rats! There goes the bell... oh, how I hate lunch hours! I always have to eat alone because nobody likes me... Peanut butter again... I wish that little red haired girl would come over, and sit with me. Wouldn’t it be great if she’d walk over here, and say, “May I eat lunch with you, Charlie Brown?” I’d give anything to talk with her... she’d never like me, though... I’m so blah and so stupid... she’d never like me... I wonder what would happen if I went over and tried to talk to her! Everyone would probably laugh... she’d probably be insulted someone as blah as I am tried to talk to her. I hate lunch hour... all it does is make me lonely... during class it doesn’t matter... I can’t even eat... Nothing tastes good... Rats! Nobody is ever going to like me... Lunch hour is the loneliest hour of the day!

Charles M. Schulz

Tags: loneliness unrequited-love charlie-brown rats lunch little-red-haired-girl

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I don't believe in school prayer. I think it's total nonsense...who is the teacher there that is going to have them pray? And is the teacher going to be Catholic or Mormon or Episcopalian or what? It just causes all sorts of problems. And what are the kids praying about anyway? Does it really matter, does praying in school...what are you doing it for? The whole thing just opens up all sorts of elements of discussion. I think it's crazy.

Charles M. Schulz

Tags: school religion prayer prayer-in-school school-prayer

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None of my kids can draw!

Charles M. Schulz

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Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

Charles M. Schulz

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Happiness is loving your enemies.

Charles M. Schulz

Tags: positivity

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Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

Charles M. Schulz

Tags: advice-for-daily-living funny-but-true

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Charles M. Schulz

Tags: life charlie-brown

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All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere! (Linus)

Charles M. Schulz

Tags: religion heresy la-la-land naivete

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