Manfred used to be a flock of pigeons -- literally, his exocortex dispersed among a passel of bird brains, pecking at brightly colored facts, shitting semidigested conclusions. Being human again feels inexplicably odd. (331)

Charles Stross

Tags: pigeons exocortex passel



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To boldly go where no uploaded metahuman colony has gone before' has a certain ring to it, doesn't it?

Charles Stross

Tags: star-trek metahuman to-boldly-go



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The Rapture of the Nerds has been followed by the Resurrection of the Extremely Confused. (318)

Charles Stross

Tags: eschatology singularity rapture-of-the-nerds



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Contract law is essentially a defensive scorched-earth battleground where the constant question is, “if my business partner was possessed by a brain-eating monster from beyond spacetime tomorrow, what is the worst thing they could do to me?

Charles Stross

Tags: business publishing contracts from-a-blog-post contract-law worst-case-scenarios



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We are medium-sized mammals who only prosper because we've developed a half-arsed ability to terraform the less suitable bits of the planet we evolved on, and we're conscious of our inevitable decay and death, and we can't live anywhere else. There is no invisible sky daddy to give us immortal life and a harp and wings when we die.

Charles Stross

Tags: life humanity death religion afterlife



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Helpfiles are traditionally outnumbered by no-help files, which superficially resemble a helpfile in form but not in content because they don't actually tell you anything you don't already know, or they answer every question except the one you're asking, or you open them and a giant animated paper clip leaps out and cheerfully asks where you want to go today. And wikis are worse.

Charles Stross

Tags: computers help it clippy



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Annette sighs. Manfred's been upgrading this robot cat for years, and his ex-wife Pamela used to mess with its neural configuration, too: This is its third body, and it's getting more realistically uncooperative with every hardware upgrade. Sooner or later it's going to demand a litter tray and start throwing up on the carpet.

Charles Stross

Tags: cats robots



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Let’s see.’ She fiddles with her terminal and the room card reader. ‘You’re in 403 and 404. Have a nice day.'
I hand Persephone the Forbidden Room card and keep Room Not Found for myself. She looks at me oddly.

Charles Stross

Tags: humor nerd



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Your health is probably good if you have just been reinstantiated, and is likely to remain good for some time. Most diseases are curable, and in event of an incurable ailment or injury, a new body may be provided--for a fee. (In the event of your murder, you will be furnished with a new body at the expense of your killer.)

Charles Stross

Tags: immortality



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The chip that functions abnormally will be desoldered, as they say.

Charles Stross

Tags: humor computers robots hammer computer ai androids nail chip soldering



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