Your puny worm god weapons are useless against my superior Christmas Kung Fu.

Christopher Moore


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If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.

Christopher Moore

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She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.

Christopher Moore

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Does a broken heart know from a different location?

Christopher Moore


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Lucien, women are wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures, who should be treated not only with respect but with reverence, perhaps even awe. Now go sweep the steps.

Christopher Moore

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We were seekers. You are that which is sought, Joshua. You are the source. The end is divinity, in the beginning is the word. You are the word.

Christopher Moore

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She laughed. My favorite music.

Christopher Moore

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Do not bonk the Juliette

Christopher Moore


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There's no scientific basis for zombieism -- except for some experiments in the Caribbean with blowfish toxins that put people in a state of near death with almost imperceptible respiration and pulse, but there was no actual, you know, raising of the dead.

Christopher Moore

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It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.

Christopher Moore

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