Ambition is a funny thing. It’s like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back.

Or maybe that’s the opposite of being a Trekkie.

Christy Leigh Stewart

Tags: support star-trek geek-humor nerdy geek geekery



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You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.

Christy Leigh Stewart

Tags: rape president title funny-and-random



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Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?

Christy Leigh Stewart

Tags: dogs question dimension funny-and-random



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The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

Christy Leigh Stewart

Tags: funny applause clapping retarded funny-and-random



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Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.

Christy Leigh Stewart

Tags: wisdom truth reality



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Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?

Christy Leigh Stewart

Tags: death question generation funny-and-random



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I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.

Christy Leigh Stewart

Tags: television retarded day-time-tv dr-phil



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My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair.

Christy Leigh Stewart

Tags: role-models author role-model kurata-misako squirrel



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I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.

Christy Leigh Stewart

Tags: charity shopaholic shop shopping funny-and-random



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Humor, drama, romance, whatever genre of entertainment you create or consume is only effective if it is challenging to your sensibilities. When the sexuality of seeing a woman’s ankles became trumped by her calf, society changed. When the calf was later trumped by a woman offering shots of alcohol from her vagina on Rock of Love, society changed again. My hope for this world is that we can soon run out of shocking body parts and can finally see the humor in our ætheric bodies.

Christy Leigh Stewart

Tags: writing



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