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Dumping you times infinity. Still not enough.

I could not, of course not, not smile at you.

because damn it Ed, that’s not why we broke up. I love it, I miss it, I hate to give it back to you, this complicated thing, it’s why we stayed together.

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Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody shushed them.
“And I hope that someday I’ll do another something stupid and I’ll have to say it a million times because that’s how long it’ll be, together with you, Min. With you.

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I’m not a cuckoo, either. I’m a fool is what.

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She’s so, everybody’s so stupid, you know? Christian too, Todd, whoever says stupid things, you’re from different worlds, like you dropped here in a spaceship.”
I had to say something. “Yeah,” I said. “So—?”
“So they can fuck themselves,” you said. “I don’t care, you know?”
I felt a smile on my face, tears too.
“Because Min, I know, OK? I’m stupid I know, about faggy movies, sorry, fuck, I’m stupid about that too. No offense. Ha! But I want to do it, Min.
Any party you want, anything, not go to bonfires. Whatever you want to do, for the eighty-ninth birthday, even though I can’t remember the name.”
“Lottie Carson.” I stepped close to you, but you held your hands out, you weren’t done.
“And they’ll say things, right? I know they will, of course they will. Your friends are, probably, too, right?”
“Yes,” I said. I felt furious, or furiously something, pacing with you and waiting to fall into your moving arms.
“Yes,” you said, with a huge grin. “Let’s stay together, I want to be with you. Let’s. Yes?”
“Yes.”
“Because I don’t care, virginity, different, arty, weird parties with bad cake, that igloo. Just together, Min.”
“Yes.”
“Like everyone is telling us not to be.”
“Yes!”
“Because Min, listen, I love you.”
I gaped.
“Don’t, you don’t have to—I know it’s crazy, Joan says I’ve really lost it, but—”
“I love you too,” I said.