I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
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We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have enough time to have sex with me.
Dark Jar Tin ZooTags: humor love sex relationships funny excuse time-excuses
My love’s got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me.
Dark Jar Tin ZooShe asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
Dark Jar Tin ZooTags: humor honesty love food relationships funny dinner word-junkies
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
Dark Jar Tin ZooTags: humor love jealousy funny jealous sensitive word-junkies
We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.
Dark Jar Tin ZooTags: humor love communication funny talking dialogue communicate converse
Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.
Dark Jar Tin ZooTags: humor love relationships funny
Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.
Dark Jar Tin ZooTags: humor love funny wine drink
Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.
Dark Jar Tin ZooTags: humor love time funny yesterday yes now no
Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.
Dark Jar Tin ZooTags: humor love funny trees hug hugging forestry tree-hugger
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