You thought I was a werewolf?" Dervish asks.
"Yes" I answer hollowly.
"You ass.
Tags: humor
Then set the hounds loose, boy - it's time to kick demonic ass!
Darren ShanYour spikes have gone floppy,
Darren ShanTags: humor
The thing about real life is, when you do something stupid, it normally costs you. In books the heroes can make as many mistakes as they like. It doesn't matter what they do, because everything works out in the end. They'll beat the bad guys and put things right and everything ends up cool.
In real life, vacuum cleaners kill spiders. If you cross a busy road without looking, you get whacked by a car. If you fall from a tree, you break some bones.
Real life's nasty. It's cruel. It doesn't care about heroes and happy endings and the way things should be. In real life, bad things happen. People die. Fights are lost. Evil often wins.
I just wanted to make that clear before I begun.
Tags: reality on-fiction fiction consequences
You do not have to be alone. The world never inflicts loneliness upon us. That is something we choose or reject by ourselves.
Darren ShanTags: loneliness alone
Leave him alone!" Debbie shouted.
"Shut up, please, or I'll kill you," Mr Tiny replied.
Tags: book vampires darren-shan debbie mr-tiny
I know who the demon thief is - it's me!
Darren ShanWhat are you doing?"
"Looking for my fangs."
"We don't grow fangs you idiot!
... please Lady... Do not speak of it. I was young and foolish."
"You most certainly were."
"You are cruel, Evanna.
Meddling, smug, stupid little..."
"She likes me! They always play hard to get when they like me!"
"No. You do not understand. I could not have done it because I can not read or write.
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