They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.
China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.
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Kindness suits you."
"Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.
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Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.
"Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs."
"Really?"
"Oh, yes."
She followed him into the darkness. "How are they magic?"
"They just are."
"In what way?"
"In a magicky way."
She glared at the back of his head. "They aren't magic at all, are they?"
"Not really.
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Is he all scarred now?”
“Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.
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So he has no head'
'Thats usually what headless means'
'No head at all?'
'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?'
'Its just kind of silly even for us...
I'm fairly certain. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my own imagination
Derek LandyAre you taking my hat hostage?
Derek LandyValkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead.”
“Of course he’s dead. He’s a skeleton.
If there is one regret that I have had in my life, it is that I never fathered any children. There are times, when I look at what Fergus and Beryl have produced, when I consider myself fortunate, but there are also times when it breaks my heart.
Derek LandyHe does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to go. They watched him appear at the front door, shrug into his jacket, tuck in his shirt, go to step out, and then pause.
"He looks like he's about to sneeze," Stephanie remarked.
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