Povero me!’ dice Dio. ‘Non ci avevo pensato!’ e sparisce immediatamente in una nuvoletta di logica.
“‘Oh, com’è stato facile!’ dice l’Uomo, e, per fare il bis, passa a dimostrare che il nero è bianco, per poi finire ucciso sul primo attraversamento pedonale che successivamente incontra.
La storia di tutte le maggiori civiltà galattiche tende ad attraversare tre fasi distinte e ben riconoscibili, ovvero le fasi della Sopravvivenza, della Riflessione e della Decadenza, altrimenti dette fasi del Come, del Perché e del Dove.
“La prima frase, per esempio, è caratterizzata dalla domanda ‘Come facciamo a procurarci da mangiare?’, la seconda dalla domanda ‘Perché mangiamo?’ e la terza dalla domanda ‘In quale ristorante pranziamo oggi?’.
Obviously somebody had been appallingly incompetent and he hoped to God it wasn't him.
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Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in, as Arthur Dent could testify, having been lost in both time and space a good deal. At least being lost in space kept you busy.
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Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer on drunkenness.
"Go to it," it said, "and good luck.
For when you are put into the Vortex you are given just one momentary glimpse of the entire unimaginable infinity of creation, and somewhere in it a tiny little marker, a microscopic dot on a microscopic dot, which says "You are here.
Douglas AdamsYou just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a fun place. You'll need to have this fish in your ear.
Douglas AdamsThe mice will see you now," he said.
Douglas AdamsBeş yıldır tamamen kör olduğuna inanmışken ansızın, aslında yalnızca çok büyük bir şapka giymekte olduğunu fark eden bir adam kadar şaşkındı.
Douglas AdamsWhat a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he launched into the most extraordinary and spectacular fit of coughing which caught Arthur so much by surprise that he started to choke violently, discovered he was already doing it and got thoroughly confused.
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